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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 14

09-Dec-2003

12:00 AM




Standings


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OK, girls.

Well I did not think that anybody could come close on Monday night but Parr got just enough that once he got his sub in at LB, it was enough to push him up to a Division win, a first round bye and his first playoffs in 3 years. This is Ditka's second #1 seed in 2 years in this league. I guess we can expect him to play again next year. As is becoming the fashion, one of the new kids made the big dance, we'll see if Felonious' beginners luck can stirke again for Band of the Hand. Donkey Punchers make a triumphant return after a year off. XFL is making a habit of making the grade and Demolition keeps their streak alive by still never missing a playoffs. Cortner's Nacho remains the only team to never make the post season (at least the one that matters). We all wish you luck in the 2nd annual "Nacho Bowl". If you win it, we may have to retire it forever.

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Division Winners
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3 Under Parr
XFL All Pros
Suck my Ditka

Wild Card Teams
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Donkey Punchers
Demolition
Band of the Hand

The playoff seeds look like this:
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1. Suck my Ditka (11-2) - Second year in a row, #1
2. 3 Under Parr (9-4) - First playoffs in 3 yrs
3. Band of Hand (9-4) - First year in the league
4. Donkey Punch (9-4) - I figured as much
5. XFL All Pros (8-5) - Becoming a fixture
6. Demolition (7-6) - The streak continues...

.....and the Nacho Bowl
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1. Ruff Ryders (7-6) - Always a bridesmaid...
2. Nacho Mama (5-8) - Got a bracket named after him...
3. Felonious Ass (5-8) - Oh, how the mighty have fallen
4. No Talent Ass (3-10) - Thanks to the NBK and Ponies...
5. Natural Born K (3-10) - I don't even know what to say
6. Baloney Pony (2-11) - Tough year, Tough schedule.

Schedules for Week 14 look like this:
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MONEY BOWL
1. Ditka - Bye
2. Parr - Bye
3. Band Vs. 6. Demolition
4. Donkey Vs. 5. XFL

NACHO BOWL
1. Ryders - Bye
2. Nacho - Bye
3. Felonious Vs. 6. Balonious
4. NTAC Vs. 5. NBK
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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Donkey Punchers
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Baloney Ponies
Band of the Hand
No Talent Ass Clowns
Nacho Mama
Felonious' Assassins
XFL All Pros
Demolition
Ruff Ryders

Weekly Scores
3. Band of the Hand 58.84 2. Demolition 50.12 at Polished Bishop Stadium
5. XFL All Pros 62.31 7. Donkey Punchers 32.57 at Rusty Trombone Field
11. Felonious' Assassins 57.05 6. Baloney Ponies 42.43 at Cake-Boy.com Field
10. Natural Born Killers 47.40 12. No Talent Ass Clowns 42.19 at Michael Bolton Stadium
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #14
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 9 4 0 .692 --- 5 1 0 668.74 0.00 70.09 51.44 601.51 79.79 46.27 447.53 221.21 1W -18.00
7. Donkey Punchers 9 4 0 .692 --- 3 3 0 589.08 79.66 51.37 45.31 573.56 70.09 44.12 397.82 191.26 1L -42.00
4. Nacho Mama 5 8 0 .385 4.0 3 3 0 607.50 61.24 79.79 46.73 655.51 61.90 50.42 403.87 203.63 2W -36.00
10. Natural Born Killers 3 10 0 .231 6.0 1 5 0 557.33 111.41 69.56 42.87 606.25 83.40 46.63 355.20 202.13 4L 4.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
5. XFL All Pros 8 5 0 .615 --- 4 2 0 660.64 0.00 62.43 50.82 640.69 59.17 49.28 443.19 217.45 1W -26.00
2. Demolition 7 6 0 .538 1.0 2 4 0 642.33 18.31 83.40 49.41 592.99 57.84 45.61 406.68 235.65 2L -16.00
8. Ruff Ryders 7 6 0 .538 1.0 4 2 0 530.34 130.30 61.10 40.80 566.58 74.64 43.58 303.07 227.27 2W -80.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 5 8 0 .385 3.0 2 4 0 585.02 75.62 56.13 45.00 640.37 69.56 49.26 401.60 183.42 1L 0.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 11 2 0 .846 --- 5 1 0 738.94 0.00 74.64 56.84 581.08 61.01 44.70 485.95 252.99 6W -52.00
3. Band of the Hand 9 4 0 .692 2.0 4 2 0 676.42 62.52 65.15 52.03 634.80 65.49 48.83 457.58 218.84 1W -26.00
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 3 10 0 .231 8.0 2 4 0 540.33 198.61 61.01 41.56 639.46 60.94 49.19 364.73 175.60 1L -12.00
6. Baloney Ponies 2 11 0 .154 9.0 1 5 0 583.57 155.37 54.25 44.89 647.44 65.15 49.80 375.34 208.23 3L -44.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 738.94 0.00
3. Band of the Hand 676.42 62.52
1. 3 Under Parr 668.74 70.20
5. XFL All Pros 660.64 78.30
2. Demolition 642.33 96.61
4. Nacho Mama 607.50 131.44
7. Donkey Punchers 589.08 149.86
11. Felonious' Assassins 585.02 153.92
6. Baloney Ponies 583.57 155.37
10. Natural Born Killers 557.33 181.61
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 540.33 198.61
8. Ruff Ryders 530.34 208.60
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 724.48 855.75 84.7% 326.00 1 0 +3 -6
2. Demolition 692.45 826.76 83.8% 390.79 1 0 +6 -4
3. Band of the Hand 732.26 912.56 80.2% 461.91 3 0 +3 -6
4. Nacho Mama 641.67 798.00 80.4% 429.81 1 1 +5 -4
5. XFL All Pros 722.95 884.17 81.8% 450.98 4 0 +2 -4
6. Baloney Ponies 626.00 812.60 77.0% 417.98 0 0 +10 -1
7. Donkey Punchers 618.65 797.34 77.6% 373.48 0 2 +3 -9
8. Ruff Ryders 577.56 775.83 74.4% 440.37 0 4 +4 -4
9. Suck my Ditka 809.47 945.08 85.7% 380.10 4 0 +1 -5
10. Natural Born Killers 604.73 798.76 75.7% 396.37 0 4 +6 -1
11. Felonious' Assassins 639.07 794.56 80.4% 386.99 0 1 +2 -4
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 579.52 704.23 82.3% 363.36 0 2 +5 -2
Current Week's Transactions
3. Hand Dropped RB SMITH,ANTOWAIN (NE)  
3. Hand Removed RB CANIDATE,TRUNG (WAS) from IR  
3. Hand Dropped LB AYODELE,AKINOLA (JAX)  
3. Hand Picked Up RB BARLOW,KEVAN (SF) ($2.00)  
5. XFL Dropped RB DUNN,WARRICK (ATL)  
5. XFL Removed QB VICK,MICHAEL (ATL) from IR  
5. XFL Dropped LB SMITH,DEREK M (SF)  
5. XFL Picked Up WR ROBINSON,MARCUS (BAL) ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Dropped RB BETTS,LADELL (WAS)  
9. Ditka Dropped RB MINOR,TRAVIS (MIA)  
9. Ditka Picked Up WR LEE,CHARLES (TB) ($2.00)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
Week #14 NFL Schedule
Washington Redskins at New York Giants Sunday 12:00pm
San Diego Chargers at Detroit Lions Sunday 12:00pm
Seattle Seahawks at Minnesota Vikings Sunday 12:00pm
Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles Sunday 12:00pm
Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers Sunday 12:00pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints Sunday 12:00pm
Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday 12:00pm
Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens Sunday 12:00pm
Oakland Raiders at Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday 12:00pm
Indianapolis Colts at Tennessee Titans Sunday 12:00pm
New York Jets at Buffalo Bills Sunday 3:05pm
Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 3:05pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos Sunday 3:15pm
Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots Sunday 3:15pm
Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 7:30pm
St. Louis Rams at Cleveland Browns Monday 8:00pm