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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 13

02-Dec-2003

09:48 PM




Standings


OK, girls.

Well I did not think that anybody could come close on Monday night but Parr got just enough that once he got his sub in at LB, it was enough to push him up to a Division win, a first round bye and his first playoffs in 3 years. This is Ditka's second #1 seed in 2 years in this league. I guess we can expect him to play again next year. As is becoming the fashion, one of the new kids made the big dance, we'll see if Felonious' beginners luck can stirke again for Band of the Hand. Demolition keeps their streak alive by still never missing a playoffs. Cortner's Nacho remains the only team to never make the post season (at least the one that matters). We all wish you luck in the 2nd annual "Nacho Mama Bowl". If you win it, we may have to retire it forever.

Good luck to everybody, these are the only games that really count. If you owe me money...PAY UP!!!

Sam

Division Winners
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3 Under Parr
XFL All Pros
Suck my Ditka

Wild Card Teams
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Donkey Punchers
Demolition
Band of the Hand

The playoff seeds look like this:
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1. Suck my Ditka (11-2) - Second year in a row, #1
2. 3 Under Parr (9-4) - First playoffs in 3 yrs
3. Band of Hand (9-4) - First year in the league
4. Donkey Punch (9-4) - I figured as much
5. XFL All Pros (8-5) - Becoming a fixture
6. Demolition (7-6) - The streak continues...

.....and the Nacho Bowl
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1. Ruff Ryders (7-6) - Always a bridesmaid...
2. Nacho Mama (5-8) - Got a bracket named after him...
3. Felonious Ass (5-8) - Oh, how the mighty have fallen
4. No Talent Ass (3-10) - Thanks to the NBK and Ponies...
5. Natural Born K (3-10) - I don't even know what to say
6. Baloney Pony (2-11) - Tough year, Tough schedule.

Schedules for Week 14 look like this:
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MONEY BOWL
1. Ditka - Bye
2. Parr - Bye
3. Band Vs. 6. Demolition
4. Donkey Vs. 5. XFL

NACHO BOWL
1. Ryders - Bye
2. Nacho - Bye
3. Felonious Vs. 6. Balonious
4. NTAC Vs. 5. NBK
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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Donkey Punchers
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Baloney Ponies
Band of the Hand
No Talent Ass Clowns
Nacho Mama
Felonious' Assassins
XFL All Pros
Demolition
Ruff Ryders

Weekly Scores
1. 3 Under Parr 53.48 10. Natural Born Killers 51.69 at 19th Hole
4. Nacho Mama 56.04 7. Donkey Punchers 51.37 at Fur Taco Field
8. Ruff Ryders 57.84 2. Demolition 46.34 at DMX Dome
5. XFL All Pros 61.05 11. Felonious' Assassins 42.00 at The Jungle
9. Suck my Ditka 57.52 12. No Talent Ass Clowns 46.79 at Ricky Williams Park
3. Band of the Hand 65.15 6. Baloney Ponies 54.15 at Polished Bishop Stadium
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #13
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 9 4 0 .692 --- 5 1 0 668.74 0.00 70.09 51.44 601.51 79.79 46.27 447.53 221.21 1W -18.00
7. Donkey Punchers 9 4 0 .692 --- 3 3 0 589.08 79.66 51.37 45.31 573.56 70.09 44.12 397.82 191.26 1L -42.00
4. Nacho Mama 5 8 0 .385 4.0 3 3 0 607.50 61.24 79.79 46.73 655.51 61.90 50.42 403.87 203.63 2W -36.00
10. Natural Born Killers 3 10 0 .231 6.0 1 5 0 557.33 111.41 69.56 42.87 606.25 83.40 46.63 355.20 202.13 4L 4.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
5. XFL All Pros 8 5 0 .615 --- 4 2 0 660.64 0.00 62.43 50.82 640.69 59.17 49.28 443.19 217.45 1W -24.00
2. Demolition 7 6 0 .538 1.0 2 4 0 642.33 18.31 83.40 49.41 592.99 57.84 45.61 406.68 235.65 2L -16.00
8. Ruff Ryders 7 6 0 .538 1.0 4 2 0 530.34 130.30 61.10 40.80 566.58 74.64 43.58 303.07 227.27 2W -80.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 5 8 0 .385 3.0 2 4 0 585.02 75.62 56.13 45.00 640.37 69.56 49.26 401.60 183.42 1L 0.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 11 2 0 .846 --- 5 1 0 738.94 0.00 74.64 56.84 581.08 61.01 44.70 485.95 252.99 6W -50.00
3. Band of the Hand 9 4 0 .692 2.0 4 2 0 676.42 62.52 65.15 52.03 634.80 65.49 48.83 457.58 218.84 1W -24.00
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 3 10 0 .231 8.0 2 4 0 540.33 198.61 61.01 41.56 639.46 60.94 49.19 364.73 175.60 1L -12.00
6. Baloney Ponies 2 11 0 .154 9.0 1 5 0 583.57 155.37 54.25 44.89 647.44 65.15 49.80 375.34 208.23 3L -44.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 738.94 0.00
3. Band of the Hand 676.42 62.52
1. 3 Under Parr 668.74 70.20
5. XFL All Pros 660.64 78.30
2. Demolition 642.33 96.61
4. Nacho Mama 607.50 131.44
7. Donkey Punchers 589.08 149.86
11. Felonious' Assassins 585.02 153.92
6. Baloney Ponies 583.57 155.37
10. Natural Born Killers 557.33 181.61
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 540.33 198.61
8. Ruff Ryders 530.34 208.60
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 668.74 790.81 84.6% 301.76 1 0 +3 -6
2. Demolition 642.33 767.65 83.7% 376.04 1 0 +5 -4
3. Band of the Hand 676.42 849.10 79.7% 443.35 3 0 +3 -5
4. Nacho Mama 607.50 743.38 81.7% 392.73 1 1 +5 -4
5. XFL All Pros 660.64 813.58 81.2% 422.95 4 0 +2 -4
6. Baloney Ponies 583.57 763.72 76.4% 390.17 0 0 +10 -1
7. Donkey Punchers 589.08 758.41 77.7% 358.57 0 1 +3 -9
8. Ruff Ryders 530.34 721.55 73.5% 421.78 0 4 +4 -4
9. Suck my Ditka 738.94 860.95 85.8% 336.32 3 0 +1 -5
10. Natural Born Killers 557.33 742.75 75.0% 371.87 0 4 +6 -1
11. Felonious' Assassins 585.02 733.68 79.7% 363.74 0 1 +2 -4
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 540.33 657.72 82.2% 332.19 0 2 +5 -2
Current Week's Transactions
1. Parr Dropped QB CHANDLER,CHRIS (CHI)  
1. Parr Picked Up QB BANKS,TONY (HOU) ($2.00)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
2. Demo vs 7. Donkey at Rusty Trombone Field
1. Parr vs 5. XFL at The Jungle
6. Ponies vs 11. Felonious at Cake-Boy.com Field
12. Ass Clowns vs 10. NBK at Puddin' Bowl
Week #13 NFL Schedule
Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions Thursday 11:30am
Miami Dolphins at Dallas Cowboys Thursday 3:05pm
Arizona Cardinals at Chicago Bears Sunday 12:00pm
Philadelphia Eagles at Carolina Panthers Sunday 12:00pm
Buffalo Bills at New York Giants Sunday 12:00pm
Atlanta Falcons at Houston Texans Sunday 12:00pm
San Francisco 49ers at Baltimore Ravens Sunday 12:00pm
Minnesota Vikings at St. Louis Rams Sunday 12:00pm
Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday 12:00pm
New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts Sunday 12:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Washington Redskins Sunday 3:05pm
Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers Sunday 3:15pm
Cleveland Browns at Seattle Seahawks Sunday 3:15pm
Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders Sunday 3:15pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday 7:30pm
Tennessee Titans at New York Jets Monday 8:00pm