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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 12

25-Nov-2003

12:24 AM




Standings

These are the final stats. In what has become classic Demo vs. FA fashion, it went down to the final
whistle of Monday Night to determine the winner. The Demolition loss keeps them in a tie with XFL for
first place leaving the division up for grabs next week. With the Donkey Punchers only one game ahead of Parr, the only division locked up was by Ditka with their sizeable victory over the Band.

Good luck to those teams still with a chance for the playoffs, and I'll see the rest of you in the
Nacho Bowl.

And now back to your regular host...
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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Donkey Punchers
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Baloney Ponies
Band of the Hand
No Talent Ass Clowns
Nacho Mama
Felonious' Assassins
XFL All Pros
Demolition
Ruff Ryders
Weekly Scores
4. Nacho Mama 79.79 1. 3 Under Parr 52.17 at 19th Hole
7. Donkey Punchers 40.71 10. Natural Born Killers 38.56 at Puddin' Bowl
8. Ruff Ryders 58.95 5. XFL All Pros 43.59 at DMX Dome
11. Felonious' Assassins 44.75 2. Demolition 43.21 at Bear's Den
9. Suck my Ditka 54.98 3. Band of the Hand 38.79 at Ricky Williams Park
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 47.30 6. Baloney Ponies 44.34 at Michael Bolton Stadium
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #12
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
7. Donkey Punchers 9 3 0 .750 --- 3 2 0 537.71 0.00 50.36 44.81 518.52 70.09 43.21 364.07 173.64 3W -42.00
1. 3 Under Parr 8 4 0 .667 1.0 4 1 0 615.26 -77.55 70.09 51.27 549.82 79.79 45.82 411.05 204.21 2L -16.00
4. Nacho Mama 4 8 0 .333 5.0 2 3 0 551.22 -13.51 79.79 45.93 602.54 61.90 50.21 364.93 186.29 1W -36.00
10. Natural Born Killers 3 9 0 .250 6.0 1 4 0 505.64 32.07 69.56 42.14 552.53 83.40 46.04 319.49 186.15 3L 4.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
5. XFL All Pros 7 5 0 .583 --- 3 2 0 600.11 0.00 62.43 50.01 598.69 59.17 49.89 403.46 196.65 1L -24.00
2. Demolition 7 5 0 .583 --- 2 3 0 592.53 7.58 83.40 49.38 535.35 53.49 44.61 370.25 222.28 1L -16.00
8. Ruff Ryders 6 6 0 .500 1.0 3 2 0 472.50 127.61 61.10 39.38 520.56 74.64 43.38 268.15 204.35 1W -80.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 5 7 0 .417 2.0 2 3 0 544.02 56.09 56.13 45.34 578.32 69.56 48.19 383.95 160.07 1W 0.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 10 2 0 .833 --- 4 1 0 680.42 0.00 74.64 56.70 533.29 61.01 44.44 448.31 232.11 5W -50.00
3. Band of the Hand 8 4 0 .667 2.0 3 2 0 611.27 69.15 61.90 50.94 580.65 65.49 48.39 416.95 194.32 1L -24.00
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 3 9 0 .250 7.0 2 3 0 493.54 186.88 61.01 41.13 581.94 60.94 48.50 330.88 162.66 2W -12.00
6. Baloney Ponies 2 10 0 .167 8.0 1 4 0 528.42 152.00 54.25 44.03 580.43 56.01 48.37 336.95 191.47 2L -44.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 680.42 0.00
1. 3 Under Parr 615.26 65.16
3. Band of the Hand 611.27 69.15
5. XFL All Pros 600.11 80.31
2. Demolition 592.53 87.89
4. Nacho Mama 551.22 129.20
11. Felonious' Assassins 544.02 136.40
7. Donkey Punchers 537.71 142.71
6. Baloney Ponies 528.42 152.00
10. Natural Born Killers 505.64 174.78
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 493.54 186.88
8. Ruff Ryders 472.50 207.92
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 615.26 726.54 84.7% 276.89 1 0 +3 -5
2. Demolition 592.53 704.67 84.1% 332.07 1 0 +4 -4
3. Band of the Hand 611.27 770.66 79.3% 409.05 2 0 +3 -4
4. Nacho Mama 551.22 683.68 80.6% 373.93 1 1 +5 -3
5. XFL All Pros 600.11 746.47 80.4% 394.75 4 0 +2 -4
6. Baloney Ponies 528.42 691.32 76.4% 352.17 0 1 +9 -1
7. Donkey Punchers 537.71 695.42 77.3% 327.99 0 0 +2 -9
8. Ruff Ryders 472.50 658.77 71.7% 393.92 0 4 +4 -3
9. Suck my Ditka 680.42 786.45 86.5% 300.24 3 0 +1 -6
10. Natural Born Killers 505.64 676.55 74.7% 335.99 0 4 +5 -1
11. Felonious' Assassins 544.02 678.84 80.1% 336.67 0 0 +3 -4
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 493.54 604.15 81.7% 302.31 0 2 +5 -2
Current Week's Transactions
5. XFL Dropped DL HOLMES,KENNY (NYG)  
5. XFL Picked Up DL JENKINS,KRIS (CAR) ($2.00)  
5. XFL Dropped DB LASSITER,KWAMIE (SD)  
5. XFL Picked Up DB LAW,TY (NE) ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped SEATTLE SPEC TM  
5. XFL Dropped WR JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN (TB)  
5. XFL Picked Up WR KENNISON,EDDIE (KC) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Dropped WR BENNETT,DREW (TEN)  
2. Demo Picked Up WR JUREVICIUS,JOE (TB) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Dropped TE KINNEY,ERRON (TEN)  
2. Demo Picked Up TE CLARK,DALLAS(R) (IND) ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped TE RICKS,MIKHAEL (DET)  
8. Ryders Picked Up TE KLEINSASSER,JIM (MIN) ($2.00)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
10. NBK vs 1. Parr at 19th Hole
7. Donkey vs 4. Nacho at Fur Taco Field
2. Demo vs 8. Ryders at DMX Dome
11. Felonious vs 5. XFL at The Jungle
12. Ass Clowns vs 9. Ditka at Ricky Williams Park
6. Ponies vs 3. Hand at Polished Bishop Stadium
Week #12 NFL Schedule
Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings Sunday 1:00pm
Seattle Seahawks at Baltimore Ravens Sunday 1:00pm
San Francisco 49ers at Green Bay Packers Sunday 1:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles Sunday 1:00pm
Carolina Panthers at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 1:00pm
New England Patriots at Houston Texans Sunday 1:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at New York Jets Sunday 1:00pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns Sunday 1:00pm
Indianapolis Colts at Buffalo Bills Sunday 1:00pm
Chicago Bears at Denver Broncos Sunday 4:05pm
St. Louis Rams at Arizona Cardinals Sunday 4:05pm
Oakland Raiders at Kansas City Chiefs Sunday 4:10pm
Tennessee Titans at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 4:15pm
Cincinnati Bengals at San Diego Chargers Sunday 4:15pm
Washington Redskins at Miami Dolphins Sunday 8:30pm
New York Giants at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Monday 9:00pm