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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 10

11-Nov-2003

01:10 PM




Standings


All right boys and girls, with Foster in Korea visiting his man whores, it's fallen to me to keep this ship sinking. I mean floating, like the turd it is. Ok I'm just bitter that my team sucks, though not as much as Sam's. If you have any problems (they're still Sam's fault), questions, or praise for my button clicking ability, e-mail me at coolbrees@hotmail.com or darin.brees@leavenworth.army.mil or call my cell phone at 913-486-2138. Please ignore any changes in my win/loss record from previous weeks. They're just "stat corrections".
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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Donkey Punchers
Felonious' Assassins
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Baloney Ponies
Band of the Hand
No Talent Ass Clowns
Demolition
Nacho Mama
XFL All Pros
Ruff Ryders
Weekly Scores
5. XFL All Pros 60.94 12. No Talent Ass Clowns 47.36 at Michael Bolton Stadium
11. Felonious' Assassins 51.57 9. Suck my Ditka 50.79 at Ricky Williams Park
2. Demolition 54.05 4. Nacho Mama 50.68 at Bear's Den
7. Donkey Punchers 34.61 8. Ruff Ryders 28.86 at DMX Dome
1. 3 Under Parr 59.16 3. Band of the Hand 51.44 at Polished Bishop Stadium
6. Baloney Ponies 51.52 10. Natural Born Killers 31.45 at BendovernPark
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #10
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 8 2 0 .800 --- 4 0 0 516.32 0.00 70.09 51.63 415.94 60.94 41.59 352.42 163.90 5W -14.00
7. Donkey Punchers 7 3 0 .700 1.0 2 2 0 448.48 67.84 50.36 44.85 436.23 70.09 43.62 301.09 147.39 1W -42.00
10. Natural Born Killers 3 7 0 .300 5.0 1 3 0 438.92 77.40 69.56 43.89 478.52 83.40 47.85 290.09 148.83 1L 4.00
4. Nacho Mama 3 7 0 .300 5.0 1 3 0 421.03 95.29 50.68 42.10 492.50 61.90 49.25 275.64 145.39 5L -36.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
5. XFL All Pros 6 4 0 .600 --- 3 1 0 498.65 0.00 62.43 49.86 489.34 59.17 48.93 332.85 165.80 2W -12.00
2. Demolition 6 4 0 .600 --- 2 2 0 495.26 3.39 83.40 49.53 437.11 50.87 43.71 312.48 182.78 1W -12.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 5 5 0 .500 1.0 1 3 0 455.54 43.11 56.13 45.55 483.31 69.56 48.33 320.39 135.15 1W 2.00
8. Ruff Ryders 5 5 0 .500 1.0 2 2 0 370.06 128.59 61.10 37.01 431.08 74.64 43.11 209.57 160.49 1L -76.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 7 3 0 .700 --- 3 1 0 568.07 0.00 74.64 56.81 447.73 61.01 44.77 376.13 191.94 1L -50.00
3. Band of the Hand 7 3 0 .700 --- 3 1 0 526.59 41.48 61.90 52.66 482.18 65.49 48.22 357.94 168.65 1L -24.00
6. Baloney Ponies 2 8 0 .200 5.0 1 3 0 427.86 140.21 51.52 42.79 478.28 56.01 47.83 266.31 161.55 1W -44.00
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 1 9 0 .100 6.0 1 3 0 415.67 152.40 61.01 41.57 510.23 60.94 51.02 283.32 132.35 3L -12.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 568.07 0.00
3. Band of the Hand 526.59 41.48
1. 3 Under Parr 516.32 51.75
5. XFL All Pros 498.65 69.42
2. Demolition 495.26 72.81
11. Felonious' Assassins 455.54 112.53
7. Donkey Punchers 448.48 119.59
10. Natural Born Killers 438.92 129.15
6. Baloney Ponies 427.86 140.21
4. Nacho Mama 421.03 147.04
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 415.67 152.40
8. Ruff Ryders 370.06 198.01
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 516.32 605.66 85.2% 229.37 1 0 +2 -5
2. Demolition 495.26 588.30 84.2% 272.46 1 0 +3 -3
3. Band of the Hand 526.59 636.66 82.7% 312.86 2 0 +2 -3
4. Nacho Mama 421.03 540.30 77.9% 313.13 0 1 +4 -3
5. XFL All Pros 498.65 627.95 79.4% 345.94 3 0 +2 -3
6. Baloney Ponies 427.86 568.71 75.2% 293.16 0 1 +7 -2
7. Donkey Punchers 448.48 569.18 78.8% 259.05 0 0 +2 -7
8. Ruff Ryders 370.06 525.43 70.4% 313.63 0 4 +3 -3
9. Suck my Ditka 568.07 657.73 86.4% 242.89 3 0 +2 -3
10. Natural Born Killers 438.92 567.61 77.3% 260.16 0 2 +4 -1
11. Felonious' Assassins 455.54 556.65 81.8% 262.42 0 0 +1 -4
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 415.67 508.09 81.8% 252.78 0 2 +5 0
Current Week's Transactions
1. Parr Dropped WR BRYANT,ANTONIO (DAL)  
1. Parr Picked Up NY GIANTS PUNTER ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped RB HARRIS,ARLEN (STL)  
8. Ryders Picked Up RB JACKSON,JAMES (CLE) ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped WR PINKSTON,TODD (PHI)  
8. Ryders Picked Up SEATTLE SPEC TM ($2.00)  
5. XFL Dropped INDIANAPOLIS PUNTER  
5. XFL Picked Up DB WARFIELD,ERIC (KC) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Traded WR BRUCE,ISAAC (STL) to 9. Ditka  
8. Ryders Traded QB MCNABB,DONOVAN (PHI) to 2. Demo ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Traded DL KEARSE,JEVON (TEN) to 2. Demo ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped DENVER PUNTER  
8. Ryders Picked Up DL STROUD,MARCUS (JAX) ($2.00)  
10. NBK Dropped DB BRONSON,ZACK (SF)  
10. NBK Picked Up DB MCCLEON,DEXTER (KC) ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Traded WR BRUCE,ISAAC (STL) to 8. Ryders ($2.00)  
3. Hand Dropped RB SMITH,ONTERRIO(R) (MIN)  
3. Hand Picked Up RB JOHNSON,RUDI (CIN) ($2.00)  
3. Hand Dropped DL JOHNSTONE,LANCE (MIN)  
3. Hand Picked Up DL CLEMONS,DUANE (CIN) ($2.00)  
3. Hand Dropped DB MARION,BROCK (MIA)  
3. Hand Picked Up DB BAXTER,GARY (BAL) ($2.00)  
3. Hand Dropped QB COUCH,TIM (CLE)  
3. Hand Removed QB HOLCOMB,KELLY (CLE) from IR  
3. Hand Dropped TE GONZALEZ,TONY (KC)  
3. Hand Removed RB THOMAS,ANTHONY (CHI) from IR  
3. Hand Dropped TE SCHOBEL,MATT (CIN)  
3. Hand Picked Up TE GONZALEZ,TONY (KC)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
12. Ass Clowns vs 10. NBK at Puddin' Bowl
9. Ditka vs 1. Parr at 19th Hole
11. Felonious vs 7. Donkey at Rusty Trombone Field
5. XFL vs 4. Nacho at Fur Taco Field
6. Ponies vs 2. Demo at Bear's Den
3. Hand vs 8. Ryders at DMX Dome
Week #10 NFL Schedule
Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions Sunday 1:00pm
Seattle Seahawks at Washington Redskins Sunday 1:00pm
Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday 1:00pm
Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants Sunday 1:00pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers Sunday 1:00pm
Cleveland Browns at Kansas City Chiefs Sunday 1:00pm
Houston Texans at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 1:00pm
Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans Sunday 1:00pm
Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday 1:00pm
Minnesota Vikings at San Diego Chargers Sunday 4:05pm
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders Sunday 4:15pm
Buffalo Bills at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 4:15pm
Baltimore Ravens at St. Louis Rams Sunday 8:30pm
Philadelphia Eagles at Green Bay Packers Monday 9:00pm
Bye Teams
New England Patriots   Denver Broncos
New Orleans Saints   San Francisco 49ers