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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 9

03-Nov-2003

05:05 PM



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OK, if I got a lineup from you, I replied to your message. If you didn't get a copy of your lineup or a reply from me, I didn't get it.

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IMPORTANT!!!
PLEASE READ!!!

OK, I got the following message from the league. For some stupid reason the web page builder that has worked flawlessly for 30 friggin' months has decided to not send everybody's lineup when you use the lineup submission page. I get most but not all of the lineups. I actually had mine not show up when I did it on Friday. I use it myself so that I get a copy in both of my emails and my opponent gets my lineup in advance so they don't think I'm massaging the starters during the games. It's also the easiest way for me to input all the lineups. I downloaded patches during week 7 but some of them helped and some hurt so appearantly, your lineups got in or got lost depending on when you sent the lineup. I have downloaded the newest patch which is supposed to fix this but that doesn't help those of you who have sent lineups and had them lost (Cortner, Mindy...and I don't know who else).
THE SOLUTION:
If you use the lineup submission page (please continue to try since it should work now) check your email for your lineup. If you don't receive it within a couple of minutes, send it off again. I know this sucks and I can't appologize enough to those of you who were on the bad end of this issue. All I can say is that I hope that no other games had the outcome changed (sorry again Tinsky). If you want to send a straight email to me and your opponent for that week feel free but I would like for everybody to continue to attempt to use the submission page (like I said, I have downloaded the patch and it should be OK now)

Any questions, please let me know. I'll be back in town Wed morning. You can catch me on my cell until then.

New note (Monday Night): I just submitted my own lineup throught the website. I got my personal copy and my commissioner copy together in both of my inboxes before I could load the hotmail webpage over my shitty 28.8 dialup connection at the hotel. Soooo, if you send a lineup, check your inbox and make sure you got it. You may want to check the Owner Info link to make sure I have your correct email and stuff like that too.

From the league at the end of Week 7:
FLM Lineup Submission Email Problems
If you use FLM to create a web site for your league and you use the option to create lineup submission pages, then please be aware that there are intermittent problems with the lineup email message not always being received by the commissioner. We're working on some alternative methods to fix this issue, and we should have an updated version of FLM available later in the week. If you do not use the web page lineup submission option, then you do not need to worry about this upgrade.

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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Donkey Punchers
Felonious' Assassins
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Baloney Ponies
Band of the Hand
No Talent Ass Clowns
Demolition
Nacho Mama
XFL All Pros
Ruff Ryders
Weekly Scores
10. Natural Born Killers 44.62 4. Nacho Mama 38.75 at Fur Taco Field
1. 3 Under Parr 70.09 7. Donkey Punchers 31.25 at Rusty Trombone Field
5. XFL All Pros 50.87 2. Demolition 37.18 at The Jungle
8. Ruff Ryders 61.10 11. Felonious' Assassins 46.27 at Cake-Boy.com Field
3. Band of the Hand 60.21 12. No Talent Ass Clowns 35.64 at Polished Bishop Stadium
9. Suck my Ditka 54.20 6. Baloney Ponies 30.64 at BendovernPark
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #9
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 7 2 0 .778 --- 4 0 0 457.16 0.00 70.09 50.80 364.50 60.94 40.50 306.04 151.12 4W -12.00
7. Donkey Punchers 6 3 0 .667 1.0 2 2 0 413.87 43.29 50.36 45.99 407.37 70.09 45.26 278.36 135.51 1L -42.00
10. Natural Born Killers 3 6 0 .333 4.0 1 3 0 407.47 49.69 69.56 45.27 427.00 83.40 47.44 270.49 136.98 1W 6.00
4. Nacho Mama 3 6 0 .333 4.0 1 3 0 370.35 86.81 48.33 41.15 438.45 61.90 48.72 242.76 127.59 4L -36.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
5. XFL All Pros 5 4 0 .556 --- 3 1 0 437.71 0.00 62.43 48.63 441.98 59.17 49.11 283.27 154.44 1W -10.00
8. Ruff Ryders 5 4 0 .556 --- 2 2 0 341.20 96.51 61.10 37.91 396.47 74.64 44.05 193.93 147.27 2W -68.00
2. Demolition 5 4 0 .556 --- 2 2 0 441.21 -3.50 83.40 49.02 386.43 50.87 42.94 282.76 158.45 2L -8.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 4 5 0 .444 1.0 1 3 0 403.97 33.74 56.13 44.89 432.52 69.56 48.06 281.02 122.95 1L 2.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 7 2 0 .778 --- 3 1 0 517.28 0.00 74.64 57.48 396.16 61.01 44.02 344.54 172.74 2W -50.00
3. Band of the Hand 7 2 0 .778 --- 3 1 0 475.15 42.13 61.90 52.79 423.02 65.49 47.00 320.40 154.75 5W -18.00
6. Baloney Ponies 1 8 0 .111 6.0 1 3 0 376.34 140.94 48.53 41.82 446.83 56.01 49.65 236.93 139.41 5L -44.00
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 1 8 0 .111 6.0 1 3 0 368.31 148.97 61.01 40.92 449.29 60.21 49.92 247.86 120.45 2L -12.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 517.28 0.00
3. Band of the Hand 475.15 42.13
1. 3 Under Parr 457.16 60.12
2. Demolition 441.21 76.07
5. XFL All Pros 437.71 79.57
7. Donkey Punchers 413.87 103.41
10. Natural Born Killers 407.47 109.81
11. Felonious' Assassins 403.97 113.31
6. Baloney Ponies 376.34 140.94
4. Nacho Mama 370.35 146.93
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 368.31 148.97
8. Ruff Ryders 341.20 176.08
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 457.16 543.36 84.1% 209.24 1 0 +2 -4
2. Demolition 441.21 530.18 83.2% 255.69 1 0 +3 -2
3. Band of the Hand 475.15 568.35 83.6% 280.03 2 0 +1 -3
4. Nacho Mama 370.35 481.48 76.9% 280.01 0 1 +3 -3
5. XFL All Pros 437.71 558.91 78.3% 321.67 2 0 +2 -3
6. Baloney Ponies 376.34 510.10 73.8% 278.01 0 1 +7 -1
7. Donkey Punchers 413.87 512.54 80.7% 228.12 0 0 +2 -6
8. Ruff Ryders 341.20 484.04 70.5% 291.13 0 3 +2 -3
9. Suck my Ditka 517.28 591.87 87.4% 218.63 3 0 +1 -3
10. Natural Born Killers 407.47 516.05 79.0% 229.87 0 2 +3 -1
11. Felonious' Assassins 403.97 501.74 80.5% 247.50 0 0 +1 -3
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 368.31 455.83 80.8% 229.63 0 2 +5 0
Waiver Wire Order
12. No Talent Ass Clowns
6. Baloney Ponies
4. Nacho Mama
10. Natural Born Killers
11. Felonious' Assassins
8. Ruff Ryders
5. XFL All Pros
2. Demolition
7. Donkey Punchers
1. 3 Under Parr
3. Band of the Hand
9. Suck my Ditka
Current Week's Transactions
8. Ryders Dropped RB CLOUD,MIKE (NE)  
8. Ryders Picked Up RB HARRIS,ARLEN (STL) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Dropped RB MACK,STACEY (HOU)  
2. Demo Picked Up QB TUIASOSOPO,MARQUES (OAK) ($2.00)  
7. Donkey Dropped QB TESTAVERDE,VINNY (NYJ)  
7. Donkey Removed QB PENNINGTON,CHAD (NYJ) from IR  
4. Nacho Dropped TE NORMAN,JOSH (SD)  
4. Nacho Picked Up PHILADELPHIA SPEC TM ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped NY GIANTS PUNTER  
4. Nacho Picked Up PITTSBURGH PUNTER ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped QB STEWART,KORDELL (CHI)  
4. Nacho Picked Up WASHINGTON KICKER ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped WR THRASH,JAMES (PHI)  
1. Parr Picked Up QB CHANDLER,CHRIS (CHI) ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped LB WAYNE,NATE (PHI)  
1. Parr Picked Up DL OGUNLEYE,ADEWALE (MIA) ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped WR BOOKER,MARTY (CHI)  
8. Ryders Picked Up GREEN BAY KICKER ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped WR MORGAN,QUINCY (CLE)  
8. Ryders Picked Up LB SIMONEAU,MARK (PHI) ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Dropped ARIZONA SPEC TM  
9. Ditka Put GREEN BAY SPEC TM on Injured Reserve  
9. Ditka Picked Up LB PETERSON,JULIAN (SF) ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Removed GREEN BAY SPEC TM from IR  
9. Ditka Put LB DAVIS,ANDRA (CLE) on Injured Reserve  
9. Ditka Picked Up ARIZONA SPEC TM ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Removed LB DAVIS,ANDRA (CLE) from IR  
7. Donkey Put LB ROMANOWSKI,BILL (OAK) on Injured Reserve  
7. Donkey Removed WR FINNERAN,BRIAN (ATL) from IR  
12. Ass Clowns Dropped TE CAMPBELL,MARK (BUF)  
12. Ass Clowns Removed RB BENNETT,MICHAEL (MIN) from IR  
12. Ass Clowns Dropped TENNESSEE SPEC TM  
12. Ass Clowns Picked Up OAKLAND SPEC TM ($2.00)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
5. XFL vs 12. Ass Clowns at Michael Bolton Stadium
11. Felonious vs 9. Ditka at Ricky Williams Park
4. Nacho vs 2. Demo at Bear's Den
7. Donkey vs 8. Ryders at DMX Dome
1. Parr vs 3. Hand at Polished Bishop Stadium
10. NBK vs 6. Ponies at BendovernPark
Week #9 NFL Schedule
San Diego Chargers at Chicago Bears Sunday 12:00pm
Oakland Raiders at Detroit Lions Sunday 12:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sunday 12:00pm
Carolina Panthers at Houston Texans Sunday 12:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Baltimore Ravens Sunday 12:00pm
Indianapolis Colts at Miami Dolphins Sunday 12:00pm
New York Giants at New York Jets Sunday 12:00pm
Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals Sunday 3:05pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at Seattle Seahawks Sunday 3:15pm
St. Louis Rams at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 3:15pm
Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 3:15pm
Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 3:15pm
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings Sunday 7:30pm
New England Patriots at Denver Broncos Monday 8:00pm
Bye Teams
Cleveland Browns   Tennessee Titans
Kansas City Chiefs   Buffalo Bills