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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 5

19-Oct-2003

05:35 PM




Standings


Stats Corrections
The NFL made a few stat corrections in Week #5:

Tim Brown was initially credited with two catches for 39 yards and one rush for four yards in the Titans game against the Bears. However, a play that netted four yards for Brown has been changed from a lateral to a pass.

Tim Brown's Rushing changes from 1 for 4 yards to 0 rushes.
Tim Brown's Receiving changes from 2 for 39 yards to 3 for 43 yards.
Rich Gannon's Passing changes from 16 of 34 for 183 yards to 17 of 35 for 187 yards.
Oakland's Team Rushing changes from 27 for 123 yards to 26 for 119 yards.
Oakland's Team Net Passing changes from 16 of 34 for 178 yards to 17 of 35 for 182 yards.

The Elias Sports Bureau has reduced Steve McNair's passing yardage in the game against New England from 391 to 360. McNair was credited with 39 yards when he passed to Erron Kinney in the fourth quarter. Kinney tried a lateral to Robert Holcombe, but the ball hit the ground before Holcombe picked it up. Elias ruled since the ball hit the ground during the play, McNair should have only been credited with eight yards.

Steve McNair's Passing changes from 23 of 45 for 391 yards to 23 of 45 for 360 yards.
Robert Holcombe's Receiving changes from 2 for 34 yards to 2 for 15 yards.
Erron Kinney's Receiving changes from 2 for 26 yards to 2 for 14 yards.
Erron Kinney gets credited with 1 fumble (0 lost).
Tennessee's Net Passing changes from 23 of 45 for 372 yards to 23 of 45 for 341 yards.
Tennessee's fumbles change form 1 fumble (0 lost) to 2 fumbles (0 lost).

They also changed a solo sack in that game by Tank Williams to a shared sack by Tank Williams and Robaire Smith.

Tank Williams stats change from 7 tackles, 1 assist, 1 sack for 12 yards to 6 tackles, 2 assists, 0.5 sack for 6 yards.
Robaire Smith stats change from 0 tackles, 1 assist, 0 sacks to 0 tackles, 2 assists, 0.5 sack for 6 yards.


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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Donkey Punchers
Felonious' Assassins
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Ruff Ryders
Baloney Ponies
XFL All Pros
Band of the Hand
No Talent Ass Clowns
Demolition
Nacho Mama
Weekly Scores
9. Suck my Ditka 74.64 8. Ruff Ryders 29.24 at DMX Dome
2. Demolition 45.93 12. No Talent Ass Clowns 36.52 at Bear's Den
4. Nacho Mama 44.39 6. Baloney Ponies 43.88 at Fur Taco Field
3. Band of the Hand 46.52 7. Donkey Punchers 45.19 at Rusty Trombone Field
5. XFL All Pros 60.94 1. 3 Under Parr 52.82 at 19th Hole
10. Natural Born Killers 69.56 11. Felonious' Assassins 37.95 at Puddin' Bowl
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #5
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 3 2 0 .600 --- 2 0 0 240.61 0.00 54.99 48.12 208.68 60.94 41.74 158.47 82.14 1L 0.00
7. Donkey Punchers 3 2 0 .600 --- 1 1 0 240.66 -0.05 50.36 48.13 233.10 51.27 46.62 156.55 84.11 1L -42.00
4. Nacho Mama 3 2 0 .600 --- 1 1 0 222.14 18.47 48.33 44.43 230.64 60.23 46.13 150.10 72.04 1W -22.00
10. Natural Born Killers 1 4 0 .200 2.0 0 2 0 217.62 22.99 69.56 43.52 253.39 83.40 50.68 155.34 62.28 1W 6.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
2. Demolition 4 1 0 .800 --- 1 1 0 270.94 0.00 83.40 54.19 207.22 48.74 41.44 175.12 95.82 4W -2.00
5. XFL All Pros 3 2 0 .600 1.0 1 1 0 249.40 21.54 60.94 49.88 242.82 59.17 48.56 161.68 87.72 1W 6.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 3 2 0 .600 1.0 1 1 0 211.11 59.83 46.22 42.22 228.11 69.56 45.62 152.73 58.38 2L 4.00
8. Ruff Ryders 2 3 0 .400 2.0 1 1 0 163.46 107.48 40.75 32.69 235.34 74.64 47.07 93.33 70.13 1L -48.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 4 1 0 .800 --- 2 0 0 296.39 0.00 74.64 59.28 218.80 49.03 43.76 210.35 86.04 2W -42.00
3. Band of the Hand 3 2 0 .600 1.0 1 1 0 239.22 57.17 59.17 47.84 242.54 65.49 48.51 172.00 67.22 1W 4.00
6. Baloney Ponies 1 4 0 .200 3.0 1 1 0 215.72 80.67 47.80 43.14 235.87 55.35 47.17 139.33 76.39 1L -44.00
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 0 5 0 .000 4.0 0 2 0 210.87 85.52 47.14 42.17 241.63 50.36 48.33 136.11 74.76 5L -8.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 296.39 0.00
2. Demolition 270.94 25.45
5. XFL All Pros 249.40 46.99
7. Donkey Punchers 240.66 55.73
1. 3 Under Parr 240.61 55.78
3. Band of the Hand 239.22 57.17
4. Nacho Mama 222.14 74.25
10. Natural Born Killers 217.62 78.77
6. Baloney Ponies 215.72 80.67
11. Felonious' Assassins 211.11 85.28
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 210.87 85.52
8. Ruff Ryders 163.46 132.93
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 240.61 288.80 83.3% 126.02 0 0 +2 -2
2. Demolition 270.94 312.92 86.6% 136.65 1 0 +1 -2
3. Band of the Hand 239.22 311.11 76.9% 189.67 0 0 +1 -2
4. Nacho Mama 222.14 280.39 79.2% 150.36 0 1 +1 -3
5. XFL All Pros 249.40 314.03 79.4% 190.28 1 0 +2 -3
6. Baloney Ponies 215.72 284.88 75.7% 152.40 0 0 +4 -1
7. Donkey Punchers 240.66 285.77 84.2% 122.80 0 0 +2 -3
8. Ruff Ryders 163.46 274.24 59.6% 204.11 0 2 +2 -2
9. Suck my Ditka 296.39 339.70 87.3% 120.58 3 0 +1 -2
10. Natural Born Killers 217.62 299.06 72.8% 157.54 0 2 +3 0
11. Felonious' Assassins 211.11 270.52 78.0% 142.31 0 0 0 -3
12. No Talent Ass Clowns 210.87 276.00 76.4% 154.67 0 0 +4 0
Waiver Wire Order
12. No Talent Ass Clowns
6. Baloney Ponies
10. Natural Born Killers
8. Ruff Ryders
11. Felonious' Assassins
4. Nacho Mama
3. Band of the Hand
1. 3 Under Parr
7. Donkey Punchers
5. XFL All Pros
2. Demolition
9. Suck my Ditka
Current Week's Transactions
2. Demo Dropped TE ALEXANDER,STEPHEN (SD)  
2. Demo Picked Up TE KINNEY,ERRON (TEN) ($2.00)  
12. Ass Clowns Dropped WR BOERIGTER,MARC (KC)  
12. Ass Clowns Picked Up WR BROWN,TIM (OAK) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Dropped WR REED,JOSH (BUF)  
2. Demo Picked Up WR BENNETT,DREW (TEN) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped NEW ENGLAND KICKER  
4. Nacho Picked Up DALLAS KICKER ($2.00)  
2. Demo Dropped CLEVELAND SPEC TM  
2. Demo Picked Up WR GAFFNEY,JABAR (HOU) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped ATLANTA PUNTER  
4. Nacho Picked Up NY GIANTS PUNTER ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped LB BROWN,CHAD (SEA)  
4. Nacho Picked Up LB THORNTON,DAVID (IND) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped DB BROWN,MIKE (CHI)  
4. Nacho Picked Up DB JACKSON,DEXTER (ARI) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Traded QB MADDOX,TOMMY (PIT) to 12. Ass Clowns ($2.00)  
12. Ass Clowns Traded WR JOHNSON,CHAD (CIN) to 2. Demo ($2.00)  
3. Hand Dropped SAN DIEGO SPEC TM  
3. Hand Picked Up LB AYODELE,AKINOLA (JAX) ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped WR MCCARDELL,KEENAN (TB)  
8. Ryders Picked Up DENVER PUNTER ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Dropped DB MCNEIL,RYAN (---)  
9. Ditka Picked Up WR MORTON,JOHNNIE (KC) ($2.00)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
7. Donkey vs 6. Ponies at BendovernPark
4. Nacho vs 3. Hand at Polished Bishop Stadium
2. Demo vs 9. Ditka at Ricky Williams Park
8. Ryders vs 12. Ass Clowns at Michael Bolton Stadium
10. NBK vs 5. XFL at The Jungle
1. Parr vs 11. Felonious at Cake-Boy.com Field
Week #5 NFL Schedule
Arizona Cardinals at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 12:00pm
Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay Packers Sunday 12:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers Sunday 12:00pm
Minnesota Vikings at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 12:00pm
Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills Sunday 12:00pm
Tennessee Titans at New England Patriots Sunday 12:00pm
Miami Dolphins at New York Giants Sunday 12:00pm
Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs Sunday 12:00pm
Oakland Raiders at Chicago Bears Sunday 12:00pm
San Diego Chargers at Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday 3:05pm
Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles Sunday 3:15pm
Detroit Lions at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 3:15pm
Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday 7:30pm
Indianapolis Colts at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Monday 8:00pm
Bye Teams
New York Jets   Baltimore Ravens
St. Louis Rams   Houston Texans