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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 4

29-Sep-2003

07:50 PM




Standings


At least I'm not the only team without a win. Thanks Dave, I knew you would always be there for me in my time of need. I just hope that we get a couple of wins before we meet in week 11. I spend a lot of time studying what Demo did last year to get on that roll and I have decided that what is in order here is a change of scenery. I'll be sporting a new helmet very soon and maybe it will bring me the same kind of luck that struck Mindy and the Foot last season.

In other news, it was nice to finally see some superstars playing like superstars (except for T.O.). Player of the week goes to Manning. 20/25 for 314 and 6TDs is a pretty solid day in my book. Demo gives Felonious his first loss and the Ruff Ryders start to make it respectable again. Sam and Dave are on the Soul Train to nowhere while 5 teams are locked at 3-1.

Week 5 brings a couple of compelling matchups with NBK and the Fisters playing of 3-1 teams with a ring apeice. Band of the Hand and the Donkey Punchers should be a shootout of one loss teams Ryders will have their hands full with Ditka while the Ass Ponies and Nacho should be one to sleep through. Parr and XFL are having a showdown at 45th and Main with the winner getting American Century bragging rights for the rest of the year.

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Weekly Scores
1. 3 Under Parr 54.99 4. Nacho Mama 36.83 at Fur Taco Field
7. Donkey Punchers 48.79 10. Natural Born Killers 47.49 at Rusty Trombone Field
8. Ruff Ryders 40.75 5. XFL All Pros 38.78 at The Jungle
2. Demolition 55.70 11. Felonious' Assassins 46.22 at Cake-Boy.com Field
9. Suck my Ditka 65.49 3. Band of the Hand 46.94 at Polished Bishop Stadium
6. Baloney Ponies 47.80 12. Foster's Fisters 41.65 at BendovernPark
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #4
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 3 1 0 .750 --- 2 0 0 187.79 0.00 54.99 46.95 147.74 47.29 36.94 117.14 70.65 1W 0.00
7. Donkey Punchers 3 1 0 .750 --- 1 1 0 195.47 -7.68 50.36 48.87 186.58 51.27 46.64 129.08 66.39 3W -42.00
4. Nacho Mama 2 2 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 177.75 10.04 48.33 44.44 186.76 60.23 46.69 121.45 56.30 1L -14.00
10. Natural Born Killers 0 4 0 .000 3.0 0 2 0 147.28 40.51 47.49 36.82 215.44 83.40 53.86 105.72 41.56 4L 6.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
2. Demolition 3 1 0 .750 --- 1 1 0 225.01 0.00 83.40 56.25 169.92 48.74 42.48 149.77 75.24 3W 6.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 3 1 0 .750 --- 1 1 0 173.16 51.85 46.22 43.29 158.55 55.70 39.64 125.74 47.42 1L 4.00
8. Ruff Ryders 2 2 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 134.22 90.79 40.75 33.56 160.38 50.56 40.10 75.97 58.25 2W -46.00
5. XFL All Pros 2 2 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 188.14 36.87 53.22 47.03 190.00 59.17 47.50 122.40 65.74 1L 6.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 3 1 0 .750 --- 2 0 0 221.75 0.00 65.49 55.44 189.56 49.03 47.39 156.63 65.12 1W -40.00
3. Band of the Hand 2 2 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 192.70 29.05 59.17 48.17 197.35 65.49 49.34 142.08 50.62 2L 6.00
6. Baloney Ponies 1 3 0 .250 2.0 1 1 0 171.84 49.91 47.80 42.96 191.48 55.35 47.87 107.67 64.17 1W -44.00
12. Foster's Fisters 0 4 0 .000 3.0 0 2 0 174.35 47.40 47.14 43.59 195.70 50.36 48.92 117.53 56.82 4L -4.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
2. Demolition 225.01 0.00
9. Suck my Ditka 221.75 3.26
7. Donkey Punchers 195.47 29.54
3. Band of the Hand 192.70 32.31
5. XFL All Pros 188.14 36.87
1. 3 Under Parr 187.79 37.22
4. Nacho Mama 177.75 47.26
12. Foster's Fisters 174.35 50.66
11. Felonious' Assassins 173.16 51.85
6. Baloney Ponies 171.84 53.17
10. Natural Born Killers 147.28 77.73
8. Ruff Ryders 134.22 90.79
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 187.79 224.54 83.6% 103.42 0 0 +1 -2
2. Demolition 225.01 265.23 84.8% 120.03 1 0 +1 -1
3. Band of the Hand 192.70 248.71 77.5% 146.44 0 0 +1 -1
4. Nacho Mama 177.75 221.49 80.3% 116.15 0 1 +1 -2
5. XFL All Pros 188.14 246.31 76.4% 162.77 1 0 +2 -2
6. Baloney Ponies 171.84 230.55 74.5% 130.76 0 0 +3 -1
7. Donkey Punchers 195.47 236.59 82.6% 111.69 0 0 +1 -3
8. Ruff Ryders 134.22 212.09 63.3% 155.37 0 1 +2 -2
9. Suck my Ditka 221.75 259.71 85.4% 86.94 2 0 +1 -2
10. Natural Born Killers 147.28 212.21 69.4% 118.39 0 2 +3 0
11. Felonious' Assassins 173.16 216.89 79.8% 111.11 0 0 0 -3
12. Foster's Fisters 174.35 216.15 80.7% 100.56 0 0 +3 0
Waiver Wire Order
10. Natural Born Killers
12. Foster's Fisters
6. Baloney Ponies
8. Ruff Ryders
4. Nacho Mama
5. XFL All Pros
3. Band of the Hand
11. Felonious' Assassins
1. 3 Under Parr
7. Donkey Punchers
9. Suck my Ditka
2. Demolition
Current Week's Transactions
4. Nacho Dropped DB GRIFFITH,ROBERT (CLE)  
4. Nacho Picked Up DB HAMLIN,KEN(R) (SEA) ($2.00)  
8. Ryders Dropped WR BROWN,TIM (OAK)  
8. Ryders Picked Up WR JOHNSON,BRYANT(R) (ARI) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped LB SIRMON,PETER (TEN)  
4. Nacho Picked Up LB THOMAS,ROBERT (STL) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped DL COLEMAN,ROD (OAK)  
4. Nacho Picked Up DL PARRELLA,JOHN (OAK) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped DL KERNEY,PATRICK (ATL)  
4. Nacho Picked Up DL OKEAFOR,CHIKE (SEA) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped RB WHITE,JAMEL (CLE)  
4. Nacho Picked Up RB BRYSON,SHAWN (DET) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped WR MORTON,JOHNNIE (KC)  
4. Nacho Picked Up WR WAYNE,REGGIE (IND) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Dropped QB DELHOMME,JAKE (CAR)  
4. Nacho Picked Up QB STEWART,KORDELL (CHI) ($2.00)  
2. Demo Dropped DB POLAMALU,TROY(R) (PIT)  
2. Demo Picked Up DB LEWIS,MICHAEL (PHI) ($2.00)  
12. Fisters Dropped WR NORTHCUTT,DENNIS (CLE)  
12. Fisters Removed WR DRIVER,DONALD (GB) from IR  
3. Hand Put QB HOLCOMB,KELLY (CLE) on Injured Reserve  
3. Hand Picked Up QB COUCH,TIM (CLE) ($2.00)  
3. Hand Put QB CULPEPPER,DAUNTE (MIN) on Injured Reserve  
3. Hand Picked Up QB FREROTTE,GUS (MIN) ($2.00)  
11. Felonious Dropped WR MCCAFFREY,ED (DEN)  
11. Felonious Picked Up DB HENRY,ANTHONY (CLE) ($2.00)  
11. Felonious Dropped LB MASLOWSKI,MIKE (KC)  
11. Felonious Picked Up LB JONES,DHANI (NYG) ($2.00)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
9. Ditka vs 8. Ryders at DMX Dome
12. Fisters vs 2. Demo at Bear's Den
6. Ponies vs 4. Nacho at Fur Taco Field
3. Hand vs 7. Donkey at Rusty Trombone Field
5. XFL vs 1. Parr at 19th Hole
11. Felonious vs 10. NBK at Puddin' Bowl
Week #4 NFL Schedule
Arizona Cardinals at St. Louis Rams Sunday 12:00pm
Philadelphia Eagles at Buffalo Bills Sunday 12:00pm
San Francisco 49ers at Minnesota Vikings Sunday 12:00pm
Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday 12:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans Sunday 12:00pm
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns Sunday 12:00pm
New England Patriots at Washington Redskins Sunday 12:00pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens Sunday 3:05pm
San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders Sunday 3:05pm
Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers Sunday 3:15pm
Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets Sunday 3:15pm
Detroit Lions at Denver Broncos Sunday 3:15pm
Indianapolis Colts at New Orleans Saints Sunday 7:30pm
Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears Monday 8:00pm
Bye Teams
Miami Dolphins   Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New York Giants   Seattle Seahawks