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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 3

24-Sep-2003

09:00 PM




Standings


Well we've started to separate the sheep from the goats. Felonious stands atop the league with the only undefeated record. Meanwhile the new meat (Ponies) and a couple of founding fathers are still looking for their first win. Nary a fret boys, Demo started 0-6 last year and ripped off 10 straight to take the bowl (as they will gladly remind you in their most recent post to the smack page). Overall, the league is way down from last season. The scoring is down by about 25pts/team from week 3 last season. Lots of superstars are underperforming and some true no names are racking up points. Hopefully everybody has figured out who to start by now and we will stop seeing 11 teams under 50pts each week.

I did a little homework and came up with the following little rundown: The top 12 Bids this year and their overall rank so far this season. Here it is...

Rank-------------Player-----------------Team-----$$$$$$
22----------- WILLIAMS,RICKy------MIA------$16.00
1--------------HOLMES,PRIEST------KC-------$14.20
27-----------TOMLINSON,LADA----SD-------$14.10
269----------FAULK,MARSHALL ---STL-----$13.00
76------------MCALLISTER,DEUC--NO------$12.70
DL-----------VICK,MICHAEL-----------ATL-----$12.50
49------------ALEXANDER,SHAU--SEA------$10.60
155----------HARRISON,MARVIN--IND-----$10.60
90------------MANNING,PEYTON---IND------$10.50
990----------MCNABB,DONOVAN--PHI------$10.50
123----------GANNON,RICH-----------OAK----$10.00
45------------OWENS,TERRELL------SF------$10.00

Top 12 Point getters and their Salary:

1---RB HOLMES,PRIEST KC----------------$14.20
2---RB LEWIS,JAMAL BAL-------------------$4.80
3---QB RAMSEY,PATRICK WAS----------$0.10
4---WR COLES,LAVERANUES WAS---$6.00
5---QB MADDOX,TOMMY PIT--------------$2.00
6---DB HARPER,NICK IND-------------------$0.00 FA
7---WR BOLDIN,ANQUAN(R) ARI--------$0.00
8---DB REED,EDWARD BAL----------------$2.50
9---QB HASSELBECK,MATT SEA--------$2.30
10-QB CULPEPPER,DAUNTE MIN------$8.60
11-QB GARCIA,JEFF SF-----------------------$6.50
12-ST CAROLINA CAR-------------------------$0.20


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Subs for Week 3:

No Subs, Everybody with zeroes either was on bye or sucked.

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New Waiver Wire Order for the week:

Natural Born Killers
Demolition
Donkey Punchers
Felonious' Assassins
Band of the Hand
3 Under Parr
Suck My Ditka
Nacho Mama
Foster's Fisters
Ruff Ryders
Baloney Ponies
XFL All Pros

Weekly Scores
5. XFL All Pros 53.22 6. Baloney Ponies 43.71 at BendovernPark
11. Felonious' Assassins 44.43 3. Band of the Hand 36.99 at Polished Bishop Stadium
4. Nacho Mama 47.94 12. Foster's Fisters 45.53 at Prostate Prospector Park
7. Donkey Punchers 49.03 9. Suck my Ditka 40.68 at Ricky Williams Park
2. Demolition 39.54 1. 3 Under Parr 30.97 at Bear's Den
8. Ruff Ryders 38.60 10. Natural Born Killers 29.79 at DMX Dome
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #3
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 2 1 0 .667 --- 1 0 0 132.80 0.00 51.27 44.27 110.91 47.29 36.97 79.09 53.71 1L 0.00
7. Donkey Punchers 2 1 0 .667 --- 0 1 0 146.68 -13.88 50.36 48.89 139.09 51.27 46.36 97.91 48.77 2W -42.00
4. Nacho Mama 2 1 0 .667 --- 1 0 0 140.92 -8.12 48.33 46.97 131.77 60.23 43.92 102.26 38.66 1W 0.00
10. Natural Born Killers 0 3 0 .000 2.0 0 1 0 99.79 33.01 43.99 33.26 166.65 83.40 55.55 70.65 29.14 3L 6.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
11. Felonious' Assassins 3 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 126.94 0.00 44.43 42.31 102.85 36.99 34.28 96.52 30.42 3W -42.00
5. XFL All Pros 2 1 0 .667 1.0 1 0 0 149.36 -22.42 53.22 49.79 149.25 59.17 49.75 94.62 54.74 1W 6.00
2. Demolition 2 1 0 .667 1.0 0 1 0 169.31 -42.37 83.40 56.44 123.70 48.74 41.23 112.45 56.86 2W 8.00
8. Ruff Ryders 1 2 0 .333 2.0 0 1 0 93.47 33.47 38.60 31.16 121.60 50.56 40.53 49.08 44.39 1W -44.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 2 1 0 .667 --- 1 0 0 156.26 0.00 60.23 52.09 142.62 49.03 47.54 102.74 53.52 1L -40.00
3. Band of the Hand 2 1 0 .667 --- 1 0 0 145.76 10.50 59.17 48.59 131.86 47.40 43.95 104.30 41.46 1L -40.00
12. Foster's Fisters 0 3 0 .000 2.0 0 1 0 132.70 23.56 47.14 44.23 147.90 50.36 49.30 85.28 47.42 3L -4.00
6. Baloney Ponies 0 3 0 .000 2.0 0 1 0 124.04 32.22 45.26 41.35 149.83 55.35 49.94 78.81 45.23 3L -44.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
2. Demolition 169.31 0.00
9. Suck my Ditka 156.26 13.05
5. XFL All Pros 149.36 19.95
7. Donkey Punchers 146.68 22.63
3. Band of the Hand 145.76 23.55
4. Nacho Mama 140.92 28.39
1. 3 Under Parr 132.80 36.51
12. Foster's Fisters 132.70 36.61
11. Felonious' Assassins 126.94 42.37
6. Baloney Ponies 124.04 45.27
10. Natural Born Killers 99.79 69.52
8. Ruff Ryders 93.47 75.84
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 132.80 166.55 79.7% 85.09 0 0 +1 -2
2. Demolition 169.31 207.17 81.7% 99.61 1 0 +1 -1
3. Band of the Hand 145.76 184.24 79.1% 104.97 0 0 +1 -1
4. Nacho Mama 140.92 176.78 79.7% 103.67 0 0 +1 -2
5. XFL All Pros 149.36 194.84 76.7% 136.11 1 0 +1 -2
6. Baloney Ponies 124.04 173.79 71.4% 101.20 0 0 +3 0
7. Donkey Punchers 146.68 182.00 80.6% 93.83 0 0 +1 -2
8. Ruff Ryders 93.47 160.53 58.2% 115.82 0 1 +2 -1
9. Suck my Ditka 156.26 185.03 84.5% 67.80 1 0 +1 -2
10. Natural Born Killers 99.79 150.57 66.3% 90.80 0 2 +2 0
11. Felonious' Assassins 126.94 166.72 76.1% 91.20 0 0 0 -3
12. Foster's Fisters 132.70 162.05 81.9% 77.08 0 0 +2 0
Waiver Wire Order
10. Natural Born Killers
6. Baloney Ponies
12. Foster's Fisters
8. Ruff Ryders
1. 3 Under Parr
4. Nacho Mama
3. Band of the Hand
7. Donkey Punchers
5. XFL All Pros
9. Suck my Ditka
2. Demolition
11. Felonious' Assassins
Current Week's Transactions
8. Ryders Put DL PAYNE,SETH (HOU) on Injured Reserve  
8. Ryders Picked Up DL WHITEHEAD,WILLIE (NO) ($2.00)  
6. Ponies Put DL HOWARD,DARREN (NO) on Injured Reserve  
6. Ponies Picked Up DL ELLIS,SHAUN (NYJ) ($2.00)  
5. XFL Dropped BALTIMORE PUNTER  
5. XFL Picked Up OAKLAND PUNTER ($2.00)  
12. Fisters Dropped TE STEVENS,JERRAMY (SEA)  
12. Fisters Picked Up WR SHAW,BOBBY (BUF) ($2.00)  
6. Ponies Put QB GRIESE,BRIAN (MIA) on Injured Reserve  
6. Ponies Picked Up QB KITNA,JON (CIN) ($2.00)  
5. XFL Dropped DB DARIUS,DONOVIN (JAX)  
5. XFL Dropped DB HOWARD,REGGIE (CAR)  
5. XFL Picked Up DB BUCHANON,PHILLIP (OAK) ($2.00)  
7. Donkey Put WR FINNERAN,BRIAN (ATL) on Injured Reserve  
7. Donkey Picked Up DL SIMS,RYAN (KC) ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped DL HENDERSON,JOHN (JAX)  
1. Parr Picked Up DL WALLACE,AL (CAR) ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped LB HOLMES,EARL (DET)  
1. Parr Picked Up LB BARROW,MICHAEL (NYG) ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped WR WAYNE,REGGIE (IND)  
1. Parr Picked Up DB HARPER,NICK (IND) ($2.00)  
4. Nacho Put TE NORMAN,JOSH (SD) on Injured Reserve  
4. Nacho Picked Up TE CLARK,DESMOND (CHI) ($2.00)  
12. Fisters Dropped LB VRABEL,MIKE (NE)  
12. Fisters Removed LB PORTER,JOEY (PIT) from IR  
10. NBK Put LB COLVIN,ROSEVELT (NE) on Injured Reserve  
10. NBK Picked Up LB HOLDMAN,WARRICK (CHI) ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped QB STEWART,KORDELL (CHI)  
1. Parr Picked Up WR WARRICK,PETER (CIN) ($2.00)  
1. Parr Dropped GREEN BAY PUNTER  
1. Parr Picked Up NEW ORLEANS PUNTER ($2.00)  
10. NBK Dropped LB MORRIS,ROB (IND)  
10. NBK Picked Up DL GRANT,CHARLES (NO) ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Picked Up ARIZONA SPEC TM  
11. Felonious Dropped DB MCCREE,MARLON (---)  
11. Felonious Picked Up DB STOUTMIRE,OMAR (NYG) ($2.00)  
9. Ditka Picked Up LB DAVIS,ANDRA (CLE)  
5. XFL Picked Up DB HOWARD,REGGIE (CAR)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
1. Parr vs 4. Nacho at Fur Taco Field
10. NBK vs 7. Donkey at Rusty Trombone Field
8. Ryders vs 5. XFL at The Jungle
2. Demo vs 11. Felonious at Cake-Boy.com Field
9. Ditka vs 3. Hand at Polished Bishop Stadium
12. Fisters vs 6. Ponies at BendovernPark
Week #3 NFL Schedule
Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions Sunday 12:00pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 12:00pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 12:00pm
New York Jets at New England Patriots Sunday 12:00pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans Sunday 12:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts Sunday 12:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Tennessee Titans Sunday 12:00pm
St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks Sunday 3:05pm
Green Bay Packers at Arizona Cardinals Sunday 3:05pm
Cleveland Browns at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 3:15pm
New York Giants at Washington Redskins Sunday 3:15pm
Baltimore Ravens at San Diego Chargers Sunday 3:15pm
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins Sunday 7:30pm
Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos Monday 8:00pm
Bye Teams
Philadelphia Eagles   Dallas Cowboys
Carolina Panthers   Chicago Bears