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L.F.N.F.L. 2003

Week 1

15-Sep-2003

11:52 AM




Standings


This page will update every 20 minutes during the games and every hour during the week. You can look at the top right corner of each page to see when it was last uploaded. This means that every 20 mins the stats will update and post to the web page. This does not mean that during the week your starters and pickups will automatically post right after you submit them. I still have to put them in manually.

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As of now the whole fumbles on ST thing has been taken care of. Sorry for the mixup. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check your email.

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OK, I have decided to make a minor change this season to the Lineup Submission rules...If there is a Thursday or Saturday game, you only need to start the players in those games. Once those games start, they are frozen and cannot be started or benched. You may change the rest of your lineup by the normal Sunday deadline (2 hrs before first kickoff). As of the Sunday deadline, you must have all of your starters listed, no waiting for Monday night games or anything else. This is just to let "game time decisions" wait unitl Sunday instead of picking your Mon night starters on Thursday afternoon.

Call or email if you don't understand..

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You will notice a new link above named Click here to PAY ME. It goes through Pay Pal and you can pay with a credit card even if you do not have a PayPal account. Click it and check it out if you owe me.

As always, contact me if you have questions.

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Subs for Week 1:
Nacho Mama -- Eric Johnson out - Anthony Becht in

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Same info for me as usual:

lfnflcommish@kc.rr.com, karl_e_foster@hotmail.com
cell 913.707.8335
home 913.671.7141
work 1-913-684-8303

So far, I haven't decided whether to activate my pager for another year but I probably will soon.

Sam
Weekly Scores
4. Nacho Mama 44.65 10. Natural Born Killers 26.01 at Puddin' Bowl
1. 3 Under Parr 51.27 7. Donkey Punchers 47.29 at 19th Hole
5. XFL All Pros 48.74 2. Demolition 46.37 at Bear's Den
11. Felonious' Assassins 41.25 8. Ruff Ryders 30.79 at DMX Dome
3. Band of the Hand 49.60 12. Foster's Fisters 40.03 at Prostate Prospector Park
9. Suck my Ditka 55.35 6. Baloney Ponies 45.26 at Ricky Williams Park
L.F.N.F.L. 2003 Standings after 2003 Week #1
GATES BBQ   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
1. 3 Under Parr 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 51.27 0.00 51.27 51.27 47.29 47.29 47.29 29.96 21.31 1W 10.00
4. Nacho Mama 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 44.65 6.62 44.65 44.65 26.01 26.01 26.01 30.09 14.56 1W 10.00
7. Donkey Punchers 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 47.29 3.98 47.29 47.29 51.27 51.27 51.27 30.96 16.33 1L -40.00
10. Natural Born Killers 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 26.01 25.26 26.01 26.01 44.65 44.65 44.65 14.53 11.48 1L 10.00
GO CHICKEN GO   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
5. XFL All Pros 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 48.74 0.00 48.74 48.74 46.37 46.37 46.37 31.38 17.36 1W 10.00
11. Felonious' Assassins 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 41.25 7.49 41.25 41.25 30.79 30.79 30.79 31.33 9.92 1W -40.00
2. Demolition 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 46.37 2.37 46.37 46.37 48.74 48.74 48.74 31.33 15.04 1L 10.00
8. Ruff Ryders 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 30.79 17.95 30.79 30.79 41.25 41.25 41.25 15.81 14.98 1L -40.00
MARK'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES   Win   Div Pts Pts Max Avg Pts Max Avg Off Def    
  W L T Pct GB W L T For Back PF PF Ag PA PA Pts Pts Strk Kitty
9. Suck my Ditka 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 55.35 0.00 55.35 55.35 45.26 45.26 45.26 33.53 21.82 1W -40.00
3. Band of the Hand 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 49.60 5.75 49.60 49.60 40.03 40.03 40.03 36.78 12.82 1W -40.00
6. Baloney Ponies 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 45.26 10.09 45.26 45.26 55.35 55.35 55.35 33.29 11.97 1L -40.00
12. Foster's Fisters 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 40.03 15.32 40.03 40.03 49.60 49.60 49.60 21.67 18.36 1L 10.00
Total Point Rankings
Team Tot Back
9. Suck my Ditka 55.35 0.00
1. 3 Under Parr 51.27 4.08
3. Band of the Hand 49.60 5.75
5. XFL All Pros 48.74 6.61
7. Donkey Punchers 47.29 8.06
2. Demolition 46.37 8.98
6. Baloney Ponies 45.26 10.09
4. Nacho Mama 44.65 10.70
11. Felonious' Assassins 41.25 14.10
12. Foster's Fisters 40.03 15.32
8. Ruff Ryders 30.79 24.56
10. Natural Born Killers 26.01 29.34
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost
1. 3 Under Parr 51.27 66.58 77.0% 39.97 0 0 0 -1
2. Demolition 46.37 60.83 76.2% 35.49 0 0 +1 0
3. Band of the Hand 49.60 63.04 78.7% 38.45 0 0 0 0
4. Nacho Mama 44.65 47.85 93.3% 25.13 0 0 0 -1
5. XFL All Pros 48.74 60.85 80.1% 40.87 0 0 0 -1
6. Baloney Ponies 45.26 60.79 74.5% 34.42 0 0 +1 0
7. Donkey Punchers 47.29 64.51 73.3% 34.15 0 0 +1 0
8. Ruff Ryders 30.79 58.19 52.9% 47.09 0 0 +1 0
9. Suck my Ditka 55.35 69.34 79.8% 21.38 1 0 0 -1
10. Natural Born Killers 26.01 54.12 48.1% 37.79 0 1 +1 0
11. Felonious' Assassins 41.25 60.98 67.6% 35.60 0 0 0 -1
12. Foster's Fisters 40.03 48.54 82.5% 23.04 0 0 0 0
Current Week's Transactions
12. Fisters Dropped MIAMI SPEC TM  
12. Fisters Picked Up CAROLINA KICKER  
1. Parr Dropped TE CLARK,DESMOND (CHI)  
1. Parr Picked Up TE RICKS,MIKHAEL (DET)  
1. Parr Dropped WR HALL,DANTE (KC)  
1. Parr Picked Up WR BATES,D'WAYNE (MIN)  
1. Parr Dropped DB SURTAIN,PATRICK (MIA)  
1. Parr Picked Up DB BELLAMY,JAY (NO)  
12. Fisters Dropped WR NORTHCUTT,DENNIS (CLE)  
12. Fisters Picked Up RB HAMBRICK,TROY (DAL)  
12. Fisters Dropped RB ALSTOTT,MIKE (TB)  
12. Fisters Picked Up DL KALU,NDUKWE (PHI)  
12. Fisters Dropped QB CARR,DAVID (HOU)  
12. Fisters Picked Up QB LEFTWICH,BYRON(R) (JAX)  
12. Fisters Dropped DL GARDENER,DARYL (DEN)  
12. Fisters Picked Up WR BOERIGTER,MARC (KC)  
10. NBK Dropped CLEVELAND PUNTER  
10. NBK Picked Up PHILADELPHIA PUNTER  
5. XFL Dropped QB COUCH,TIM (CLE)  
5. XFL Picked Up QB RAMSEY,PATRICK (WAS)  
5. XFL Put QB VICK,MICHAEL (ATL) on Injured Reserve  
5. XFL Picked Up QB CARR,DAVID (HOU)  
12. Fisters Dropped WR JUREVICIUS,JOE (TB)  
12. Fisters Picked Up WR FERGUSON,ROBERT (GB)  
12. Fisters Picked Up DL THOMAS,ADALIUS (BAL)  
12. Fisters Dropped DL HOLMES,KENNY (NYG)  
12. Fisters Dropped DL KALU,NDUKWE (PHI)  
12. Fisters Picked Up DL HOLLIDAY,VONNIE (KC)  
12. Fisters Dropped DL SIMS,RYAN (KC)  
12. Fisters Picked Up DL GARDENER,DARYL (DEN)  
12. Fisters Put RB BENNETT,MICHAEL (MIN) on Injured Reserve  
12. Fisters Picked Up DB MCGRAW,JON (NYJ)  
7. Donkey Put QB PENNINGTON,CHAD (NYJ) on Injured Reserve  
4. Nacho Dropped OAKLAND PUNTER  
4. Nacho Picked Up WR HILLIARD,IKE (NYG)  
4. Nacho Dropped TE KLEINSASSER,JIM (MIN)  
4. Nacho Picked Up TE JOHNSON,ERIC (SF)  
4. Nacho Dropped LB PATTON,MARVCUS (---)  
4. Nacho Picked Up LB BROWN,CHAD (SEA)  
7. Donkey Dropped QB KITNA,JON (CIN)  
7. Donkey Picked Up QB TESTAVERDE,VINNY (NYJ)  
5. XFL Dropped LB FIELDS,MARK (CAR)  
5. XFL Picked Up LB BARNETT,NICK(R) (GB)  
4. Nacho Dropped DB HARRIS,COREY (DET)  
4. Nacho Picked Up DB CASH,CHRISTOPHER (DET)  
4. Nacho Dropped TAMPA BAY SPEC TM  
4. Nacho Picked Up DL COLEMAN,ROD (OAK)  
4. Nacho Dropped NY JETS KICKER  
4. Nacho Picked Up RB WHITE,JAMEL (CLE)  
12. Fisters Put RB STEWART,JAMES (DET) on Injured Reserve  
12. Fisters Picked Up RB GARY,OLANDIS (DET)  
7. Donkey Picked Up QB CARTER,QUINCY (DAL)  
7. Donkey Dropped WR PATTEN,DAVID (NE)  
7. Donkey Picked Up WR HAKIM,AZ-ZAHIR (DET)  
1. Parr Dropped TE RICKS,MIKHAEL (DET)  
1. Parr Picked Up RB GORDON,LAMAR (STL)  
7. Donkey Put DL EATON,CHAD (SEA) on Injured Reserve  
7. Donkey Picked Up DL SCIOLI,BRAD (IND)  
12. Fisters Put LB PORTER,JOEY (PIT) on Injured Reserve  
12. Fisters Picked Up LB VRABEL,MIKE (NE)  
4. Nacho Put DB CASH,CHRISTOPHER (DET) on Injured Reserve  
4. Nacho Picked Up DB GRIFFITH,ROBERT (CLE)  
9. Ditka Picked Up DB BEASLEY,AARON (NYJ)  
9. Ditka Picked Up DB ANDERSON,MARQUES (GB)  
9. Ditka Picked Up DL SMITH,BRUCE (WAS)  
9. Ditka Picked Up DL SCHOBEL,AARON (BUF)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
2. Demo vs 10. NBK at Puddin' Bowl
8. Ryders vs 1. Parr at 19th Hole
12. Fisters vs 7. Donkey at Rusty Trombone Field
9. Ditka vs 4. Nacho at Fur Taco Field
6. Ponies vs 11. Felonious at Cake-Boy.com Field
3. Hand vs 5. XFL at The Jungle
Week #1 NFL Schedule
New York Jets at Washington Redskins Thursday 8:00pm
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs Sunday 12:00pm
Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions Sunday 12:00pm
Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday 12:00pm
St. Louis Rams at New York Giants Sunday 12:00pm
Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers Sunday 12:00pm
New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills Sunday 12:00pm
Indianapolis Colts at Cleveland Browns Sunday 12:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Carolina Panthers Sunday 12:00pm
Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 12:00pm
Houston Texans at Miami Dolphins Sunday 12:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Seattle Seahawks Sunday 3:15pm
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 3:15pm
Chicago Bears at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 3:15pm
Oakland Raiders at Tennessee Titans Sunday 7:30pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia Eagles Monday 8:00pm